Little Known Fact #286

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 04/16/2019 at 19:19 • Filed to: Little Known Facts

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Moped riders are 83.7% more likely to be mauled by a badger.

Chuckles > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/16/2019 at 19:32

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That number is lower than I expected it to be. 

Nick Has an Exocet > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/16/2019 at 19:44

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The number of cyclists in San Francisco directly correlates with the yearly methane pollution attributed to humans.

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/16/2019 at 19:52

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More likely than what exactly?

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/16/2019 at 19:57

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That’s why you avoid Wisconsin

ST80MND > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/16/2019 at 20:03

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78% of facts are made up.

If you make engine noises while riding a bicycle, you’re tires wear out quicker.

cbell04 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/16/2019 at 20:26

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In in North Carolina 83.7 % of all moped ri ders have multiple DU I/DWI *

*college campus do not apply*

Tapas > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/16/2019 at 23:14

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Really? Haven’t seen a mop ed in years but I still get attacked by Badgers all the time.